well, for the longest time i wondered if Fox was ever going to talk. now that he's been talking for the longest time, he comes up with some doozies! his latest quotable quotes, for your reading pleasure:
- ACTUALLY. actually, he uses this in just about every comment.
ACTUALLY, you sign it like this *wildly gesticulates ASL sign
ACTUALLY, my water bottle is empty
ACTUALLY, it's getting dark outside
- YEAH, BABE. said this today when i called for him...maybe Chris and I say this too often?
- MOMMA, CLEAN MY BUTT. this one i particularly hate. why can't he say:
DADDA, CLEAN MY BUTT. or MOTHERMAID, MY HINEY NEEDS TENDING.
- RACE CAR CHOCOLATE. this one took me a few minutes to figure out. for those who don't know, Fox gets chocolate when he deuces in the potty. well, we bought some Ritter Sport (German brand) chocolate a few weeks ago. around the same time, we were discussing how race cars and sports cars are alike. can you make the connection?
- I'M GONNA EAT 'EM ALL! this one is self-explanatory. and he usually isn't kidding. and it's generally said: ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA EAT 'EM ALL! i'm worried about our grocery bill when the boy hits puberty!
- HEY, HEY. said as i was pinching his bare buttocks. which leads me to something that needs some serious work.
as most members of the male sex eventually do, Fox has decided he prefers walking around the house naked. getting his underwear and shorts back on after a visit to the loo is usually not accomplished without bribery, coercion, threats or all three. when thus unclothed, he also likes to let me know; as if i hadn't noticed. well, just today, he came out of the bathroom and said
- I'VE GOT OUT MY COCK & BALLS
i'll give you three guesses who he heard that little ditty from. and no, it wasn't Wavey or Daegan!
